Mayor Wonka of the Chocolate City elicits a response from a vacationing Chris Rose


Chris checks the facts in Mayor Wonka's speech. Investigative reporting reveals some little white lies. Both King and God admit involvement but claim misquotes by the Mayor. Larry, Moe, and Curly were not questioned (Shep either). In a separate report the Stooges were allegedly incensed to be compared to common murderous thugs.

Chris could have also contacted Roald Dahl when he phoned God and King to determine if Dahl was concerned that Charlie had become embroiled in racial politics. Chris totally missed  the report that George Clinton was heard to mutter "well, we had N.O. too."