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Satire and parody in a local newszine.
Favorite story so far:
Drag racing in eastern N.O.:
The city has given preliminary approval to a local developers’
plans to create a drag racing course in eastern New Orleans. The only
potential hold up for the project is finding transsexuals who can run a
quarter-mile in heels.
Tied for second place:
Prostitution is a pleasant break:
New Orleans police report that with 40,000 to 50,000
out-of-town workers in the city, prostitution has exploded. While
concerned about the increase in illegal activity, Police Chief Warren
Riley said that it’s just nice to see someone getting screwed by
someone other than FEMA.